Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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