All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Dating After Heartbreak
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?