What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
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His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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