Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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