I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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