Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
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