Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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