That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
We smell like vodka and hangover
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