Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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