I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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