definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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