nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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