Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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