I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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