i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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