"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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