I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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