She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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