Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
ok first of all what the fuck
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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