if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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