We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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