i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I would fuck him just for his dog
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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