is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
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what day is it and did you see me today?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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