I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.