is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.