She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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