So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..