the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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