I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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