Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.