I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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