my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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