Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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