Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool