Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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