Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
it's like iHOP with fire
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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