thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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