I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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