Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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