Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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