She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.