thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
well I can't set my house on fire every night
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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