The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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