S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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