she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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