Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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