I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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