if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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