Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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