THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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