we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
